At that point I tuned her out. I think Nic did too but he kept nodding his head until finally he fell asleep and fell down on Cristy, pulling her skirt down on the way. It was hilarious! She turned red and ran out the door but tripped on the way out because her skirt was around her ankles. She hit her head on a filing cabinet and was out cold. I took this unique opportunity to snoop around her office.
In the middle of this Nic took out his cell phone and called me in a daze, telling me how he just scored with a hot babe...In Christy's desk drawer I found crude drawings of myself with arrows through my head (no surprise) but right next to them were cut out photo collages of Nic with hearts all around him... I'm not sure but I think Christy might have a crush on me.
Anyhow after her and Nic came to, she told us how the budget for our adventures has been cut (no kidding!) and that, since they're under contractual obligation to give us 67 days of smiles, they have to or else we can sue their skirts off. However, it doesn't say anywhere that the days have to be consecutive. So, our days of adventure are becoming far and few...
You might think this would make us frustrated and want to go running back home but NO! We came here for one reason, to make $25,000 easy bucks, upset the status quo, and maybe even have a laugh along the way.
SOOOO, you'll get your stinking updates as soon as we go on another stinking adventure!
COWABUNGA!!!!!!!
