Saturday, October 24, 2009

Day 40! Uh huh we thought so


On our day 40 spectacular we were promised to be a part of the super coolest event of the summer. we were both confused for two reasons....

any how it turned out to be this. the competition freaks being them selves and doing their all....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe-DBr8CiWU&feature=player_embedded#

Friday, October 23, 2009

Day 39: Make fun video

Nic and I got the assignment to "make fun video".

Again, we think it's fishy that all of our recent assignments involve doing things that are free...

Furthermore, we lost our coffee jobs. Something about "defecating in beverages" or some crap...

I was all, "what ev, they're the one's who ordered DEFAC!!!!"

She says, "that DECAF, you maroon!"

I'm like, " Time-a-go!"

and i grabbed nic and went for the fire escape.


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Day 38: The She-devil comes-ith!!!!!!!

Today at our menial coffee shop job Nic and I decided to wear suits. We got the idea the night before, after polishing off a whole bag of circus peanuts.



We assumed that when customers saw us they would either applaud or simply not order anything. I mean, who tells a guy in a suit that they want a triple shot, half caf, nonfat, sugarfree vanilla latte? The answer: people with butlers and also people who want to order triple shot, half caf, nonfat, sugarfree vanilla lattes...

Anyway, about 30 minutes into our shift, who do you think came through the door? That's right, CHRISTY!!!!!!!!

At first you could tell she was taken aback by our smart apparel choices but finally she mustered up a, "Oh, hey guys. We're trying reeeeaaaally hard to get you some more adventures."


I was like, "yeah right lady!"

Nic, having a little crush on Christy, said "Oh that's ok. Whenever." And then he gave her a little touch on the shoulder and blushed.


I was all, "What'll it be she-devil?"

And here's the crux. She wanted a decaf, nonfat latte, FOR FREE!!!!!! She even specified the "FOR FREE" part!!!

Nic tried to ring it in but he needed my special permission since I'm a shift supervisor and I wouldn't give it to him.

Long story short, I charged Christy for 5 lattes and Nic hasn't talked to me since. In fact, he's been crying in his room for the past 4 hours.

I think I'm going to order some Domino's...